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scottie meade · **Re: how do you get the ricers to race you**

just pull up beside them in my wifes turbo voyager.

they just love it when the mini whistles right on away. then they try again at the next lite!

1991shelby · **Re: how do you get the ricers to race you**

I heard one that I thought would be great
Hook up a duck call to your BOV and let it quack.
Just think what they will tell their friends. "I just got beat by a car that sounds like a duck."
They will become the laughing stock of the town.

woodrow Z · **Re: how do you get the ricers to race you**

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Originally Posted by 1991shelby

I heard one that I thought would be great
Hook up a duck call to your BOV and let it quack.
Just think what they will tell their friends. "I just got beat by a car that sounds like a duck."
They will become the laughing stock of the town.

Haha!!! k, now thats funny. I think they have ego issues enough that they got beat by a 20+ year old 4 cyl Dodge.

As far has how to get ricers to race you... Around here its complete opposite! You can't so much as go even a little bit fast off a light with out the other person gunning it. And I have to take off a bit fast myself because of my ceramic clutch. Just makes it easier to go. If not it bogs way down. But everyone thinks I'm racing them. There are a few I have to put in their place though.

InternetPir4te · **Re: how do you get the ricers to race you**

i love the van, but it is kinda hard getting people to race me. although thats part of its allure to me. people who don't know what it is don't even see it. people who do know what it is (or at least what its got under the hood) can't help but stare open mouthed.

woodrow Z · **Re: how do you get the ricers to race you**

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Originally Posted by InternetPir4te

i love the van, but it is kinda hard getting people to race me. although thats part of its allure to me. people who don't know what it is don't even see it. people who do know what it is (or at least what its got under the hood) can't help but stare open mouthed.

I love the vans! I need to get one. I've never seen one other than at our meets or the race track. But one day I pulled up to a blue one at a light. It said "turbo" on the front fender. It was a younger kid and what might have been his girlfriend driving it. We didn't race, but we just keept looking over at eachother and smiling.

Kinda like we both knew what we had under the hood. Moments like that make these TD's fun.

**itsbudda** · **Re: how do you get the ricers to race you**

I don't really care to race that much, but for me usually just revving works. My car has a nice sounding exhaust (which is wierd cause its shot,) and it's lebaron. So it seems average to them i guess. Of course there's the turbo badge too that makes it worth their while.

turbo minivan · **Re: how do you get the ricers to race you**

ive had my car looking like a rediculas race car for months now and NOBODY will race me
its kinda anoying cause when i had my van, i was posting storys in here almost daily!

Hemizach · **Re: how do you get the ricers to race you**

Quote:

Originally Posted by 1991shelby

I heard one that I thought would be great
Hook up a duck call to your BOV and let it quack.
Just think what they will tell their friends. "I just got beat by a car that sounds like a duck."
They will become the laughing stock of the town.

Lol knowing me I would use a kazoo! lol phhhhwwwwiiiizzzzzzzz

1991shelby · **Re: how do you get the ricers to race you**

A kazoo would be cool.
I would love to figure out how to do a woopie cushion-lol
It would be hard to call the mufflers fart cans anymore.

Mike A. · **Re: how do you get the ricers to race you**

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Originally Posted by 1991shelby

A kazoo would be cool.
I would love to figure out how to do a woopie cushion-lol
It would be hard to call the mufflers fart cans anymore.

lol

Moparbishi · **Re: how do you get the ricers to race you**

i did the duck call thing a couple years ago. friggin hilarious. i couldnt stop laughing. everytime i left off you heard a high pitched "quuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuaaaaaaaaaaaaacccccccccckkk kkkkkkk" it was awsome.

Turbo-Baron · **Re: how do you get the ricers to race you**

Answering the first question of the is thread. Get a 4 door shadow,paint it flat black throw some 16" 5 spoke wheels on it,install a piller pod with a bright blue light for the boost gauge

Pesky little bastards won't leave me alone...

zbtcapone · **Re: how do you get the ricers to race you**

it seems to be easy around here, i get idiot ricers that want to my omni all day long. they never know what hits them. they just look at me at the next light with their mouths wide open

89turbodude · **Re: how do you get the ricers to race you**

Quote:

Originally Posted by 1991shelby

I heard one that I thought would be great
Hook up a duck call to your BOV and let it quack.
Just think what they will tell their friends. "I just got beat by a car that sounds like a duck."
They will become the laughing stock of the town.

I actually did this last winter lol. A friend of mine has a 2nd gen talon turbo and he has a really loud hks bov. So we were sitting outside a walmart one night with a bunch of crappy rice and decided to jack with everyone. We went inside the wal mart and bought a duck caller and some "duck" tape lol. We went back to his car and taped it on and tried to get some honduh and cavalier to race and they bit on it. You guys should have seen this raceand everyone else after the talon won sounding like a f'd up duck popping a flame, lmao

Turbo-Baron · **Re: how do you get the ricers to race you**

I drove around for a week wiith a duck call on my shadow.People look so confused when they hear it lol.I took it off because it got way to anoying..