got a few stories from last night

[roachjuice]

first off me and a buddy (who happens to have a v6 supercharged tiburon it's pretty quick) go out to the local strip. well i haven't been out there in over 3 years. driving around and see this 99 or so blue civic si w/fart cannon and i wanted to see if he would bite. well this time i didn't let the bov do the talking. i kinda bogged it in 5th doing like 30 and his passenger was laughing. so he dropped it down a gear and took off. i waited to get next to him again and i said you sure you wanna do this? he said race that? ok! i told him to take off first i gave him a car length head start from a 30 roll and i blew past his ass and shut her down around 70 or so. he proceeded to roll up his windows and drive slow. lol. well then this ****ing all motor cobalt ls 2 door with 2 dumb asses rolls up and revs the piss out of the motor and looks at me and smiles. like hes gonna wax my ass. so i said why the hell not. no one else will race. so i let him take off first from around 15mph. i was spinning through 1st and half of second and i pulled him like 3 cars by the time i was out of second. i slowly into third and i wanted to see something. yes he was going to do a ricer flyby. so i drop the hammer down and just as i do he is right there again by my passenger door and i walk his ass again. well he tries a fly by AGAIN and i this time i was in 4th and the same thing happened. ass raping. well i really don't know what the **** he was thinking but i know if i'm getting beat that bad then i usually stop the first time. not keep trying. ****ing ricers. lol but hey thats the only people i can get to race.

[moparfreak3]

Nice!!!! Ricers are always good for a laugh. At least the honda admitted defeat lol

[92daytona]

I find a lot of ppl with the base cobalts tend to think they are the fastest cars on the road. I know a guy who constantly wanted to race me, our cars were pretty evenly matched and I drive a 16 year old dodge. I saw him after a couple months and the car was ready to die. The 2.2 was ticking, putting, and shot white smoke when he punched it. O and he had blue underglow now. I was laughing all the way home with my V6 still running like a top.

[moparfreak3]

Well the cobalt guys think that, "Hey are car looks just like a cobalt ss, that means that I should race everybody I see." Truth is a well tuned td will waste a cobalt ss with no problem at all.

[turbokid]

My gf has a base model 2.2 03 cavelier.
When we first started dating I was driving a v6 daytona which she knew she was no match for.
But then I get the baron convert and it being a 4 cylinder she thinks she could win.
Funniest thing ever when you bash those 4 cylinders!

[92daytona]

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Originally Posted by moparfreak3 Well the cobalt guys think that, "Hey are car looks just like a cobalt ss, that means that I should race everybody I see." Truth is a well tuned td will waste a cobalt ss with no problem at all.

point proven, and its a caravan to.

YouTube - Cobalt vs Minivan

[Ondonti]

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Originally Posted by 92daytona point proven, and its a caravan to. YouTube - Cobalt vs Minivan

[roachjuice]

lol i love that video!

[moparfreak3]

I get the giggles every time I watch it! LOL

[moparzrule]

Yeah I think it's hilarious when they try to do the flyby like 10 times, you shut them down everytime and yet they still try again. WTF!
Good stuff.

[woodrow Z]

I want to see the video taken from the Cobalt dude's friend...haha! I bet he just erased it and closed his phone when they got spaked.

[roachjuice]

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Originally Posted by woodrow Z I want to see the video taken from the Cobalt dude's friend...haha! I bet he just erased it and closed his phone when they got spaked.

lol word. those guys in the cobalts always have something to prove. and yet they are still slow. i really can't wait to get ahold of an ss.

[moparzrule]

Cobalts drivers and also Celica drivers are pretty much the same. They think their cars are speed demons but they are SLOW!

[roachjuice]

lol

[woodrow Z]

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Originally Posted by moparzrule Cobalts drivers and also Celica drivers are pretty much the same. They think their cars are speed demons but they are SLOW!

Haha! No kidding about the Celica's. I'm like a Celica magnet or something.