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  1. Password Audit

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    During a recent password audit, it was found that a Blond was using the following password: "MickeyMinniePlutoHueyLouieDeweyDonaldGoofySacramento" When asked why she had such a long password, she said she was told that it had to be at least 8 characters long and include at least one capital...
  2. Nurses Aren't Supposed to Laugh

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    Nurses aren't supposed to laugh... 'Of course I won't laugh, said the nurse. I'm a professional. In over twenty years I've never laughed at a patient.' 'Okay then,' said Fred, and he proceeded to drop his trousers, revealing the tiniest "man thingy" the nurse had ever seen. Length...
  3. The Atheist

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    An atheist was walking through the woods. 'What majestic trees! 'What powerful rivers ! 'What beautiful animals! He said to himself. As he was walking alongside the river, he heard a rustling in the bushes behind him. He turned to look. He saw a 7-foot grizzly bear charge towards him. He ran...
  4. The Ranch Hand

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    A successful rancher died and left everything to his devoted wife. She was a very good-looking woman and determined to keep the ranch but knew very little about ranching, so she decided to place an ad in the newspaper for a ranch hand. Two cowboys applied for the job. One was gay and the other...
  5. Elderly Drivers

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    A Massachusetts State Police Officer sees a car puttering along the highway at 38 MPH so he turns on his lights and pulls them over. There are Five old ladies ~ two in the front seat and three in the back ~ eyes wide and white as ghosts sat silently staring straight ahead. The driver...
  6. Microsoft The Next Generation"Star Trek"(non PT long)

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    Microsoft The Next Generation "Star Trek Lost Episodes" transcript Picard "Mr. LaForge, have you had any success with your attempts at finding a weakness in the Borg ? And Mr. Data, have you been able to access their command pathways ?" Geordi "Yes, Captain. In fact, we found the answer by...