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Afghanistan Cruise

We at Carnival Cruise Lines didn't forget that a lot of entertainers had promised to leave the country if George W. Bush became President.

With that in mind, we have a Special Offer for those who want to keep their promise!

Attention: Would Alec Baldwin, Rosie O'Donnell, Cher, Phil Donahue, David Gephin, Barbara Streisand, Pierre Salinger, and anyone else who made that promise, please dispose of all US assets and report to Florida for the sailing of the Funship Cruise, "Elation," which has been commissioned to take you to your new vacation homes in Afghanistan.

Please pack for an extended stay...at least 4 years and you should consider the possibility of 8 years.

Note: Since you advocate strict gun control, you may not bring any.

Staffing your voyage is Bill Clinton as captain, Al Gore as cruise director, Monica Lewinsky as recreation director, Ted Kennedy as lifeguard and emergency procedures director, and Congressman Gary Condit as intern coordinator.

If you have any questions about making arrangements for your homes, friends and loved ones, please direct your comments to Senator Hillary Clinton. Her village can raise your children while you're gone, and she can watch over all your money and your furnishings until you return.

Bon Voyage!"

Is this a great country or what!!!
 

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Fujmon said:
Yeah, what's up with that? Why the hell are they still here? I love the part about Hillary and her village.
I've wondered the same thing Fujmon. I would love for someone with a TV camera to go up to these yahoos and ask them. }(
 

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Monica Lewinsky as recreation director, Ted Kennedy as lifeguard and emergency procedures director
I think they have couple of job discriptions wrong.

Monica Lewinsky is the Cigerette girl and she comes with a Humidor. :} 8*

Well Ted Kennedy you can find him over behind the bar servering up all his morning favs :}
 

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PHANTUM PT CRUISER said:
...Well Ted Kennedy you can find him over behind the bar servering up all his morning favs :}
Problem is, he'd be his own best customer! 8o
IF those actors actually said they'd leave the country, I find that strange! But GOOD FOR THEM for speaking out against something they don't believe in & glad we're still free enough to be able to do so!
 

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}}) Every American has the right to say what he/she thinks, Fine well and good! but if these fpolks are gonna shoot their mouth off, they should follow up on their threats and or promises!!! Dont let the door hit you on the butt on your way out!!! }(
 

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Sure trash the very system and means of electing officials, by people who exploit and pillage that very system.

I think I need 20 million for my next movie...need to support my lifestyle. I really don't feel bad for actors and think they get way too much exposure.
 
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