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A Texas woman, a Yankee and a Mexican are in a bar one night having a beer.
The Yankee drinks his beer and suddenly throws his glass in the air, pulls out a gun and shoots the glass to pieces. He says "Up north our glasses are so cheap that we don't need to drink from the same one twice."
The Mexican [obviously impressed by this] drinks his beer, throws his glass into the air, pulls out his knife and wacks the glass to pieces. He says "In Meheeco, we have so mush sand to make the glasses that we don need to drink out of the same glass twice neither."
The Texas woman, cool as a cucumber, picks up her beer and drinks it, throws her glass into the air, pulls out her gun, shoots the Yankee and the Mexican. She says "In Texas we have so many Yankees and Mexicans that we don't need to drink with the same ones twice."
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That reminds me of a girl that use to work in my office in Miami. She said when she got married, she wanted to have a Hawaiian wedding so everyone could get a lei. All the guys in the office begged for an invitation. :D
 

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jenzpt said:


That's right! We all carry guns, wear cowboy hats and have our horses tied up out back. ;) :}
You forgot to mention the cowboy boots, extremely large belt buckles, attached to the belts with the name on the back, naturally! ;)
 
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