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reminds me of this joke . . .

During their 25th anniversary party, the wife notices the husband absent. She finds him on the porch, staring into the sky, his face noticeably wet from tears.

She sits beside him and asks what's wrong.

He asks here, choking back the tears, if she remembered how 25 years ago that very night, her father caught the two of them having relations, and gave him two options - marry her or go to jail?

With a smile breaking across her lips and sheer joy at the emotion in her husband's face, she answers "yes".

As he again chokes back the tears, he says "I would've been free tonight."
:} :D
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