jessica simpson

wow, they showed more shots of Jessica shakin her A$$ than they did the acumulation of the seconds they even showed Willie. Granted I have nothing against Jessica shakin what she got, but Willie is damn good with a guitar and I wouldn't mind hearing that either.

Umm, since when does The General Lee's doors open? :bash: :bash:

Sherri007 said:

Umm, since when does The General Lee's doors open? :bash: :bash:

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and talk about a bottle stuck to the tray. It weren't gunna fall off fer nuttin! It was almost perpendicular to the floor at one point.

Martin
90 Voyager TII
89 Horizon LTP

Go to chat with Ms. Simpson recently at "P1" in Muenchen...for almost 30 agonizing minutes. It verified what I thought, and had heard about her all along. "Lights are on...but nobody was home". She kept asking "Don't all Germans eat "bratworth" sausages"? But, thanks now to Britney getting knocked up...she gets to be what she always wanted to be...Britney number2. Small criticisms aside...I wouldn't kick her out of bed! (Unless there was more room on the floor!! OoooohRRAAAAH!)

bahaha why am i not surprised. She is a hottie though! I'd rather have the General Lee tho!

SUPERVAN said:

wow, they showed more shots of Jessica shakin her A$$ than they did the acumulation of the seconds they even showed Willie. Granted I have nothing against Jessica shakin what she got, but Willie is damn good with a guitar and I wouldn't mind hearing that either.

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Well you can still hear the guitar while watching Jessica, right?

Sherri007 said:

Umm, since when does The General Lee's doors open? :bash: :bash:

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Since they made that video.

desertsnake1991 said:

Go to chat with Ms. Simpson recently at "P1" in Muenchen...for almost 30 agonizing minutes. It verified what I thought, and had heard about her all along. "Lights are on...but nobody was home".

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I honestly think it's an act.
No one that "stupid" or uninformed can be smart enough to make million$.
Remember, while your in the press & publics eye, CD's or movies sell.

ButchN said:

I honestly think it's an act.
No one that "stupid" or uninformed can be smart enough to make million$.
Remember, while your in the press & publics eye, CD's or movies sell.

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It is an act ... she's actually a nuclar fissist ... um sceinentist.
Well, not really .... but she is smart enough to know what to shake. ... or is it smart enough to listen to the people that are smart enough to know what she should be shaken'?

I'll have to get back with that info.

Sherri007 said:

Umm, since when does The General Lee's doors open? :bash: :bash:

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They've always opened... Schnieder and Wopat never figured out how to do it.

contraption22 said:

They've always opened... Schnieder and Wopat never figured out how to do it.

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woulda been sexier for her to go thru the window.

my honest opnion, she cant dance ... not even grind

hell, every dancer that they had behind her made her look bad. the girl looks hot in 1 out of 10 pictures i see of her, and its only in the pics where she isnt trying, the candid shots ... she does absoloutely nothing for me and the fact that she doesnt have a brain, or feel she needs to act like she doesnt, whichever it is, annoys the hell out of me as well

People, I didn't say she was a rocket scientist & I did not comment on how good she can or cannot dance.

I simply stated I do not think she is as dumb as she leads some to believe.

Matter of fact, I do not know what she sings & I never even heard of her until she did some TV show with her husband & that was only because my wife just had to watch it.

Butch...no kidding! I really thought she was retarded!! I can tell when someone (woman/female type) is doing the ditzy blonde routine to disarm men...been there, done that. But, she has a legion of handlers that tell her what to do and say (in to the press/on stage). The very fact that I even got to talk to her, is because the owner of "P1" likes my band that I sing with, So he ushered me into the VIP section to meet her...wedged between her two massive anabolic steroid using bodyguards. She was nice...but really, really naive, and I don't even think she even knew what CITY she was in!! It was unbelievable....although the view from above (I am 6'-4") looking down at her made it at least...bearable!

I think that song sucks.

desertsnake1991 said:

although the view from above (I am 6'-4") looking down at her made it at least...bearable!

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hahahahaha, I hate being short-ish

Anyone remember that Daisy Duke drove a CJ7??!!!!

she looks about as healthy and clean as a parking meter on main street.. she's seriously nasty and very unappealing.. anyone else want to bet that beer bottle was GLUED to the tray she keeps carrying around?

i dont understand how anyone can act like an alley cat in heat.. bumping and grinding on everything, yet still deman we respect their artistic creativity?
whats so artistic about being all sweaty and dirty and wanting to bump the first thing that moves?

whats so attractive about that? but then again i could ask why the facination with paris hilton.. but thats another topic..

bernard

...that did nothing for me...besides turn me off! She looks awefull..its really ..fake...
yuck to the whole thing.

Sherri007 said:

woulda been sexier for her to go thru the window.

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why yes it would , I thought the same thing.

I just saw the making of that video and that bottle was stuck to the tray. (At one point it was damn near upside down) and I agree with sherri007 it would have been way better if she went though the window.