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Your body gets stiff, you get cramps in your legs –
Corns on your feet as big as bird’s eggs.
Gas on your stomach, bowel movements are poor –
Take Ex-Lax at night but still you’re not sure.
You soak in the tub, so your body will swell –
It’s just like I said, “Old Age is Hell.”
Your teeth start decaying, your eyesight is poor,
Your hair is falling out, all over the floor --
Your sex life is shot – it’s a thing of the past --
Don’t kid yourself, friend, even that doesn’t last.
Can’t go to parties, can’t dance any more –
Just putting it mildly, you’re a hell of a bore.
Liquor is out, don’t dare take a chance –
Bladder is weak, might wet your pants –
Nothing to plan for – nor to expect –
But the mail with your Social Security check!
Make sure you’re prepared and your will is made right –
OR on the way to the grave, there’ll be a hell of a fight.
So … if at this time you feel fairly well –
Thank God you are alive for OLD AGE IS HELL !!
Corns on your feet as big as bird’s eggs.
Gas on your stomach, bowel movements are poor –
Take Ex-Lax at night but still you’re not sure.
You soak in the tub, so your body will swell –
It’s just like I said, “Old Age is Hell.”
Your teeth start decaying, your eyesight is poor,
Your hair is falling out, all over the floor --
Your sex life is shot – it’s a thing of the past --
Don’t kid yourself, friend, even that doesn’t last.
Can’t go to parties, can’t dance any more –
Just putting it mildly, you’re a hell of a bore.
Liquor is out, don’t dare take a chance –
Bladder is weak, might wet your pants –
Nothing to plan for – nor to expect –
But the mail with your Social Security check!
Make sure you’re prepared and your will is made right –
OR on the way to the grave, there’ll be a hell of a fight.
So … if at this time you feel fairly well –
Thank God you are alive for OLD AGE IS HELL !!