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As we all know, the Taliban-Alquaeda Co. considers
it a sin for a man to see a naked woman who is not his
wife. So, this Saturday at 2:00 PM Eastern time, 11:00
AM pacific, all American women are asked to walk out
of their house completely naked to help weed out any
neighborhood terrorists.

Circling your block for one hour is recommended for
this anti-terrorist effort.

All men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in
front of their house to prove they are not
Taliban-Alquaida Co., and to demonstrate that they
think it's okay to see nude women other than their
wife and to show support for all American women.

And since the Taliban also do not approve of alcohol,
a cold six-pack at your side is further proof of your
anti-Taliban sentiment.

The United States Government appreciates your efforts
to root out terrorists and applauds your participation
in this anti-terrorist activity.

IT IS YOUR PATRIOTIC DUTY TO PASS THIS ON!
8o :}
 
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