There was this guy and he really had to pee, but the line for the mens room was too long. So a lady told him that he could use the womens restromm as long as he didn't push any buttone. So he agreed. He went in and after he had done his business he saw the buttons on the wall. They were labeled WW, WA, PP, and the red button said ATR. He got curious and so he pressed the WW button and warm water sprayed his butt. He pressed the WA button and warm air dried his butt. He pressed the PP button and his butt was powder-puffed. He was still curious about the red button, so he pressed it and he blacked out. When he woke up he was in the emergency room with the same lady standing by his side. He asked her what happened and she replied, "ATR stands for automatic tamopon remover, and your penis is in that cooler over there!"