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Legend has it that long a go that two women
came before wise King Solomon, dragging
between them a young man.

"This young man agreed to marry my daughter,"
said one.

"No! He agreed to marry MY daughter," said
the other.

And so they began arguing until the King called
for silence. "Bring me my biggest sword," said
Solomon, "and I shall hew the young man in
half. Each of you shall receive a half."

"Sounds good to me," said the first lady.

But the other woman said, "Oh Sire, do not spill
innocent blood. Let the other woman's daughter
marry him."

The wise king did not hesitate a moment. "The man
must marry the first woman's daughter," he proclaimed.

"But she was willing to hew him in two!" exclaimed
the king's court.

"Indeed," said wise King Solomon. "That shows she
is the TRUE mother-in-law."

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THAT is the truth! I already forwarded it! Good jokes are meant to be shared. :D
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